Hello, you loose piece of leftover bacon~
You can call me Frankie.
Here, everything is made up and the points don't matter. 
I am a fast food and Coca Cola enthusiast. 
I was brutally taken out of the womb 17 years ago.
I talk too much about pooping and yet I wonder why I’m still single.
How am I, a mere sloth, writing a fiction story? Hmm...
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