Hi. 

I don't know what I'm doing.

I am a total idiot.

What the hell is an iDisk and why is it in my autocorrect?

Okay, imma actually talk now.

My goal here is to write and read every good book on wattpad, as well as trying to help anybody going through hard times as an anonymous virtual friend.

Okay, I agree that that sounded stupid.

Um....

Why are you still here? 

But am I really SUPPOSED to shut up?

There's nothing in the rules about it.

Yep, I didn't read the rules either.

Are there even rules? I don't remember.

Well... I'm doing this again.

But 
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O my heart... It's a fish out of water.

O my heart, it's a fish out water and it bakes in the bad sun.

Yep.

I'm a sucker for Mother Mother, as well as OMAO and The Clash.

Go and hate for me having "bad taste" in music. 

I don't really care.

Well,

This was fun.

I'VE BEEN STALKING

I'VE BEEN STALKING ALONG

STALKER IN YOUR HOUSE

STALKER IN YOU ARMS

I'm sorry. 

Okay?

I said I'm sorry!

Buuuut...

I bet you haven't noticed the connection!

Between...

Miles,

Arms Tonite,

And...

GHOSTING! 
 #BestSongOfTheMeterMoher

*MotherMother

That's me, that one crazy sociopath writer in your JFKs class.

Welcome to my life.