Me: *goes on wattpad app*
Me: Whoa
Me: Inverted colors?
Me: The layout looks kinda like Tumblr now...
Me: It opens up on Discover now not Library....
Me: What the hell, Wattpad?
Wattpad: IT'S NOT A PHASE
Me:
Wattpad: IT'S MY LIFE NOW
Me:
Wattpad: SAY SOMETHING
Me: I'm giving up on you *music plays*
Wattpad: Would you cut it out?!? *disk scratches, music dies*
Me:
Me: But that was my song...
Wattpad: PAY ME COMPLIMENTS!!!
Me:
Wattpad: GO ON!
Me:
Wattpad: *waits*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Wattpad: *waits*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: You... look like Tumblr?
Wattpad: *glares*
Me: *innocently* What? It was a compliment!
Wattpad: *glare intensifies*
Me: *innocently* What?!?
Me: *laughs as Wattpad goes insane*
Tumblr: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO