"I like people.
I'd like some paper people.
They'd be purple paper people. Maybe pop-up purple paper people.
Proper pop-up purple paper people.
"How do you prop up pop-up purple paper people?"
I hear you cry. Well I ...
I'd probably prop up proper pop-up purple paper people
With a proper pop-up purple people paperclip,
But I'd pre-prepare appropriate adhesives as alternatives,
A cheeky pack of Blu Tack just in case the paper slipped.
Because I could build a pop-up metropolis.
But I wouldn't wanna deal with all the paper people politics.
Paper politicians with their paper-thin policies,
Broken promises without appropriate apologies.
There'd be a little paper me. And a little paper you.
And we could watch paper TV and it would all be pay-per-view.
We'd see the poppy paper rappers rap about their paper package
Or watch paper people carriers get stuck in paper traffic on the A4. Paper.
There'd be a paper princess Kate but we'd all stare at paper Pippa,
And then we'd all live in fear of killer Jack the Paper-Ripper..."
                                                                                                                  -Harry Baker