Um. Hi there! Welcome to The Force Wins (it always does). I'm just a normal guy who can English. And make people cringe sometimes with my jokes. You've been warned.

For those people who are still here, you should go read my books! I lean more towards sci-fi and stuff like that (The Force, duh), so if you're into that stuff, you're in luck! If you're into more dark and realistic things, well, you're still in luck. Kind of. And if you hate everything that I just said, well, the door's that way, I won't miss you. :)

P.S. Don't get too attached to my characters. I'm VERY unpredictable. And I have nukes to shoot down ships.

P.P.S. Just kidding, I use normal missiles. Nukes would be overkill. ;)

P.P.P.S. Unless they're like, humongous huge spaceships. THEN I'll use nukes. =D

P.P.P.P.S. I have no idea what this trend is, but all my friends are in on it, so I might as well join; Check out my "Demigod OC Account", @Electric_Jason, because why not?

P.P.P.P.P.S. Also check out everybody that I'm following, they are cool people. *Ding!*