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How are you, my dear?

Read it all!
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times u get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          
          If I don’t get this back, I understand.
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter,
          
          you must send this to 15 people,
          
          including me.
          
          If you get at least three back, you are loved.
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of yourlife!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to the 15
          If you don’t, you will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can I have your number?
          Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          Started by @Cytio___

Love you my child <33

Pov: How I feel when I got two people into WATTPAD
          
          ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

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Hello people of WATTPAD, I've come today to address an important complication that has resurfaced as for today. When this difficulty occurred our family tree I had no choice but report this to elders. . . 
          
          
          THE DOG (Dasie) has AWAKEN TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!! WE MUST ATTACK THE BEAST BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

GUESS WHO'S DOING THEIR SCIENCE PROJECT ON DAMN MINECAFT!! 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          IT'S ME!!!! o(*^▽^*)┛  o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

ᶻz ◜Attention, grandchild number one! 
          
          Please, sit down and brace yourself... I have just uncovered a mind-blowing revelation! Your so-called "Mom"—yes, the very same person you’ve been calling "Mom" this whole time—is, in reality, a Dad! 
          
          Gasp! 
          
          >:0
          
          I know, it’s hard to comprehend, but rest assured, this is the truth! Now, let’s all together say the words... Dad! With pride, yes? A new era begins today, my little ones!
          
          CALL MY CHILD DAD, RAHHH!
          
          (Also, here's some snickers). 

You're my grandchild?

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