Hi. What's up?
I'm taking a break from stealing candy from penguins, and decided to fill out the little square thingy on the mystical website called Wattpad. I just wanted to let you guys know that you are awesome ;), and to press the little fan thingys if you like my work.

Bands I like:
Panic at the disco
Escape the fate
My chemical romance
Falling in reverse
Greenday 
Coldplay
Ac/dc
Metallica 
The kooks
Billy Joel
... And a bunch of other bands that are awesome:)

Fav quotes

“Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.” 

“All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism.” 

Sam and Dean (in unison): “Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess. Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up … OK, enough!" 

My favorite tv shows are supernatural , the walking dead, and arrow.


I'm from the land of the trolls, where humans are their pets and the abominable snowman is their queen. I'm obsessed with british people, they have the funniest accents I just want to eat them.NUM.NUM.NUM. I like people with blue eyes. >.< sometimes I wonder if morning people are possessed by demons or something, I mean who can be happy waking up?

I sarcastic, a pessimist, and I love meerkats. :) I want to steal one, anyone know where I can get them? I tried getting one from the zoo with my trucker friends Pepe and Ralph, but we had to end up leaving because security came chasing after us :(. Pepe and Ralph were sad, but then we got tacos and they felt better...

Don't touch my chocolate or else I'll leave you hanging by your balls


Any hoo keep calm and eat cookies