On august 15th only about four days ago I think, my dad forced me to make fried eggs.
After just waking up.
I'm not a morning person, my brain wasn't working, my vision was blurry.
Things you should probably consider not using the stove at that moment.
But anyway,
I was forced to fry eggs, and the second I broke the eggs and threw the shell away,
I tried to fall asleep on the stove.
NOT a good idea, as I almost died and ALMOST burned half of my face on a burning hot iron skillet.
So,
lesson learned.
Frying eggs when one is half asleep is a terrible idea.
I will never...Ever do that again...Ever...