*Turns around in a large leather chair, while patting pikachu, with an evil grin* Why..hello there..are you a lost child? *In a pedo voice* 

*Normal voice* "Oh. You're here to take my order? Okay, I'll have a mixed berry smoothie, fries, 4 cheese burgers, wedges, fries, and a chocolate sundae. Don't forget the toy!"

You: "I'm not here for your order, I'm here to look at your profile".

Me: Is that so..? Okay! Let's see..I'm a weirdoo!!!

You: ...Don't mind me, I'm just gonna *runs away*

Me: Bye stalker-chan!! *forever alone*