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Yo, any of you know how to interpret dreams? I just had a whole fucking experience where Elon Musk was married to a beautiful black woman and had two white-ass kids (boy and girl) and a big dog + cat.
Some slightly chubby woman walking her dog through a park got attacked by a guy when Musk's dog runs in and starts protecting her from him. The guy gives up and she tries to leave, but she can't get up for some reason and Musk's dog is in a position where she can't reach her bag.
Musk starts rummaging through it and taking stuff like her tampons to sell them. I see all this happen while I'm walking my cat (I don't walk my cat normally so Idk why I was) and get absolutely PISSED. I wrestle him to the ground while growling exactly like a wild beast with the intent to bite and maul him the way a fucking bear would.
His dog basically disappears (as well as my cat) and his cat (wearing a giant hiking backpack and some kind of dog shoes) tries to escape but I have the leash and it starts choking itself before gnawing its collar off. It walks away just as his wife and kids appear (both kids have mint ice cream covering their mouths while they say/whine that the cat is escaping and his wife looks tired/disgruntled) and she asks what happened since she saw a shorter video of the incident on YouTube. I apologize, telling her everything while still on top of Musk (who has been repeatedly bitten on the face and neck hard enough to draw blood).
Then I woke up...
I'm still reeling after all this BTW. I literally had to Google "Elon Musk dog attack" because I thought this actually fucking happened.
