Well hello my fellow awkwardies I'm Spoons the gay (Bisexual actually) unixorn. I go by Spoons, I am the spoon.

If you haven't guess by now I'm awkward to say the least so just let this be a warning to those week minded and hearted people.

More about myself? Of you didn't actually ask? Am I digging myself a grave with my awkwardness? Those I say Okay, whoops and blaming my awkwardness genes. Ugh I'm never going to survive this.

Well to answer the question you guys never asked, I'd love to tell you that I love food, books of just about anything, writing just about ever thing and sleeping just about never or always. Both really.

I happen to be a girl spoon, rare I know. Usually you a only see the males trying to get themselves in your mou- whoops awkward but I did warn you guys!

I write those social out cast awkward bad ass teen fictions and let's see how many plot twist can I throw in one, with a lovely side of romantic murders kinda books.

If you guys are still reading this please stop I'm at 1018 letter count now 1040... Wait oh my sweet Jesus even the dots counts, why so they count? I mean do you really need to add that? I bet even that question mark counted... Welp it actually did. How sad.

You know what else is sad? The fact that you guys are still reading this and not my books. Like seriously haven't you read enough of my babbling yet?

  I feel like you've gotten so far down that this, is equal that talking after midnight and I'm just gonna start spilling out everything. Like that time I wagged a whole day of school so I could find the BEST ice-cream place. Or how I sacrificed the school cow to save mankind. (not talking about the animal with four legs either FYI).

Now that I've said that I should stop ya know rambling before I spill the beans about how I murdered this guy, so Welp I've sadly gotta say good bye my fellow awkwardies.

Well first have have to tell you how even the god damn choc chip mint stick spaces I type count seriously dude... 1998