Listen, I don't have much time so I'll cut to the chase. *the sound of gunshots can be heard behind him* I'm a... *blood splatters the screen and the body shatters into mirror fragments. I'm behind it all...*

Well that's enough of that. Stupid clones.  Look, I'm a guy who's into fantasy and history, trying to write. I'm not good, but damn it, do I try.