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I know why Dean like Banana Cream Pie so much now the texture is made of nightmares but the flavor is sweeter than the fanart of König holding a kitten

As the mayor of the munchkin City county of the Land of Oz I welcome you most regally
          
          Me: but we've got to verify it legally to see 
          
          Mayor: to see? 
          
          Me: if she 
          
          Mayor: if she? 
          
          Me: is morally ethically 
          
          City father 1: spiritually physically 
          
          City father two: positively absolutely 
          
          Both city fathers: undeniably and reliably dead 
          
          *Music*
          
          Corner: as coroner I must aver I thoroughly examined her and she's not only merely dead she's really most sincerely dead
          
          *Cheers from the munchkins*
          
          Mayor: friends this is a day of independence for all munchkins in their descendants 
          
          Me: *popping in annoyingly* If any!
          
          Mayor: *pushes my face away irritated* yes let the joyous news be spread the wicked old witch at last is dead 
          
          *Fades into Ding Dong The Witch it dead*
          
          Ding dong The Witch is Dead which old witch the wicked witch ding dong the wicked witch deaaaaaad she's gone where the goblins go below below below yo ho let's Open up and sing and ring the bells out ding dong the Mary o sing it high sing it low let them know the wicked witch is deaaaad

Who's that hiiiiiding in the treeeeee tops the jitterbug dananananana the jitterbug dananananana

I hate jazz squares

This is my boyfriend Gerard and this is Gerard's boyfriend Frank - Lynz Way

I JUST FOUND OUT PRINCESS PALACE PETS WAS RETIRED AND I AM SO FUCKING SAD ABOUT IT

Until part of the vagina- Rammstein

WHAT THE HELL 8S THE BIG DEAL ABUUT BOOBS THEY ARE JUST MEAT MOUNDS ON A CHEST THAT MAKE MILK SOMETIMES WHY DO PEOPLE LIEK THEM

I have a new name it's Simon

This is really important, I've found an actor I like and I need to know if there's anything bad about him he's very famous Matthew Lillard he's my favorite actor right now