MY BUDDIES CALL ME THE SAFSMACHINE.
THE HOBBIT IS AWESOME, AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO THEN- I respect your opinions girlfriends! Just don't share them with moi!
Kili, I stole your bow and arrow.
Fili, I took your axe.
Gandalf........I have your staff.
Thorin, Stop speaking, you're making me dizzy.
Bilbo, I WANT YOUR SUSPENDERS, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, We should totally write a book together...
Bofur, Your hat suits me.... May I keep it?
Oin, You awesome medical dwarf.
Gloin, Be proud of your son.
SHUT IT THRANDUIL.
Elrond, your hair is darn adorable.
Bifur, You should really see a doctor about that axe in your head...
Bombur..... I SWEAR I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR FOOD!
Ori, you adorable little thing, I just wanna squeeze your cheeks- Ahem.
Dori...............PAHAHAHAHA.
Nori, Your hair is weird................Crazy weird.............Funky.
Dwalin, WE'LL BE MAFIA'S TOGETHER, Now let me examine your tattoos.
Balin, GRANDAAAD.
I LOVE EVERYONE AND ANYONE, YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL, EVERYONE.
I aim to be an author......An author. An author. I really need to be one.
NOW READ AND FAN ME SWEETIES!