Hi, I'm human.

So there was this one time, my mother decided to buy cheap eggs and my father bought some expired hot sauce and then he proceeded to inject that sauce in those eggs and then I was born.
And then there was global warming.

So, like...Yeah.😅

I survive on water, air, food, books, drama, humor, horror and adventure.

I am diagnosed with a disease in which the patient speaks nonsense like it's normal.

If my kid ever came out as gay or anything I'm gonna kick them out of the house.....For a while to organize the coming out party.
LOVE WINS, PEOPLE!!

Find me where the stereotypes end. ✌

I am a sucker for good action, horror and adventurous books so leave a message if you have any good suggestions.


They say every once in a while someone amazing comes in your life...
So, here I am.
You're Welcome.

The only way to attract me is to drop money on the ground.

You just wasted your precious time to read nonsense about a person you don't even know.

You're Stupid.