To Whichever unlucky soul who is currently reading this:
Ancient Chinese Emperors were so hyped up about the idea of living forever that they literally ate random pills that were burned for long periods of time. In some cases, said pills were really lumps of mercury. Which, as any sensible modern person knows, DECREASES your alive time.
There, done. Have a nice day.
Oh wait this is supposed to be a bio.
Welp, here ya go:
Pretty sure none of you need to know actual numbers and/or information, because that's extremely suspicious, but you can call me Nicholas. The above paragraph about Chinese emperors eating mercury probably gives it away, but I am a very big history nerd. This includes war, myth/culture, and some very weird, obscure, facts that no one actually needs to know. I also like memes, most of the books I publish are meme books, so yeah. You get the memo. 
Anyways, I am fluent in English, and I can speak some Chinese. Don't ask me about the idioms though, I really don't know.
 I'm also currently working on learning German, but it's mostly just self-taught crap. 
Another decently remarkable thing about me is my very unpredictable schedule. I joined this app about a year ago,( or something, I forget.) intending to make books that I'll actually finish, but my time schedule had proved way too chaotic for me to do so. Often times, I won't even be on Wattpad for a certain amount of time. I call it hibernation, and there isn't really much I can do about it, so I apologize in advance. 
My currents books, I will work on updating, but they tend to be veeeerrrry slow. You can just pretend it's erosion. If you would like an update on anything, you could tell me, and I'll try continuing, but I make no promises.


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