Hey.

You have now entered the realm of Insouciance, bow before the master of this kingdom.... still working on the kingdom and realm bit, but soon this world shall be mine !
So back to business, I guess in these things I should be telling you a bit about myself...

______________________ see that, flat line, hell to the no am I obeying the rules of the 'About Me' you know what it can go get itself electrocuted - yeah I went there!

So following MY OWN rules I shall tell you about the things I like and don't like (yes this is my own idea, I shall not be led - I AM A LEADER NOT A FOLLOWER!)
Okay I feel the need to reassure you, this is purely for comedic purposes meaning I am joking, do not worry, do not fear I am completely (kind of - I mean who is completely) sane.

Onwards:

I dislike Mary Sue type characters who are forever on cloud-nine without their own conscious knowledge of being on it. All I can say to that is: Can you ask for a +1 ?

I dislike it when there are love triangles, most of the time anyway, 'cause y'all know I'm gon' be choisin' a side, and that side is usually the losing side *sob* - it's even worse when you end up with a dislike for the main character, then it's impossible to continue and usually time for a strategic retreat....
          
I dislike those characters who complain about their weight, their luscious black as night curly, with the occasional 'natural' green highlight, hair that 'frizzes' out of control. Damn ! What are you complaining about? You've managed to defy any biological sense in this world ! Green, girl, green !

I also happen to dislike it when the main character causes her own problems and goes all woe is me - girl your boyfriend dumping you after you've salivated after him for a month isn't a tragedy, it is merely an inconvenience; keep stalkin' that sucker !

I strongly dislike people who copy stories, characters or plot lines.