Hello! I'M THE ALPHA SIGMA! Just kiddin', I don't use brainrot.

I'm a writer for fun, but I plan to pursue a full-time career as one!

Now, time for the jokes as Henry.

Thank you thank you empathetic Henry. And now, a cow pretending to be a man- WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COW- WHY IS HE FUCKING MY WI-

if you wanna contact me, do it at

Discord: zehenry

because I don't remember my other socials