How bad can I be, let's see.
I am the Greed-ler. For those who don't know, I am the post Thneed sale Once-ler. You know, Green suit? Slightly sharper teeth? Green gloves? And more money than You'll ever have. I'm here to take your questions and of course, interact with you. Single. I might post stories. If I feel like it. Talk to me if you want but you need to buy a Thneed.
(This page is Oncest friendly. His parents are Scarlet and Herb Overkill. Cause, I mean, have you seen them?! Don't tell me they're not. Oncie was kidnapped by his fake parents that you see in The Lorax because they wanted to be better villains than Scarlet and Herb and they thought stealing their child was the best way to show that they're more evil.)