I like listening to music, playing video games, and . . . sports. I play baseball and soccer. I like C.O.D. and Mortal Kombat. SO yeah.

 That's what I do.

 I also love to see blood splatter. Hmmm . . . What else? I also like to see weird things happen to people. An example would be: a guy slide in crap to catch a baseball. WHICH I actually did see this morning. I couldn'tstop laughing. I also enjoy grossing people out. Stuff like: eating M&M's off the school cafeteria floor, eating other people's food, drinking other people's drinks when they're sick, eating other food and substances off the floor. 5 SECOND RULE?! I call it the 5 DAY RULE!!!!  more ways to gross people out are: licking the floor for no apparent reason, licking random fences, licking cars, licking houses, licking walls, licking doors, licking dogs, and basically anything else you can possibly  lick.


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UPDATE 1/22/14: Holy jeez, I wrote this almost two years ago... God, I was weird. What the hell... xD