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I keep forgetting this app exists 

Why is this week so shit

That awkward moment when you lead on a girl for 3 months and then get surprised when she unadds you

People weren’t lying when they say Covid fucks up how things taste. I NEVER wanted to figure out how CARBONATED PISS TASTED LIKE BY DRINKING GINGER ALE.

Oceans are just giant lakes

Why does everyone in the movie Frozen look like they’re half fish???? Like why are their eyes so big???? I don’t understand 

Why do politics y’know,,, politic???

How does one breath in masculine?

Just a reminder that you're beautiful. 

I decided to eat half a bowl of peanut butter today, but as I was eating it I GOT A FUCKING NOSEBLEED AND GOT A SHIT TON OF BLOOD IN THE PEANUT BUTTER. SO THEN I JUST STARED AT A BOWL HALF FULL OF PEANUT BUTTER AND FUCKING BLOOD