Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, but your dad just calls me Katya.
 I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair always keep 'em coming back for more.  You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go so bitch let me show you the door.  Cause it's me who's getting laid and I'm always getting paid, the only high-class Russian whore. I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin-tight dress; that's a rash, not a herpes sore. Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets. Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
- Katya Zamolodchikova