S.O.S.
I am writing from my basement, my only companion a 2 1/2 foot long plush shark named Jocelyne Toothington. I am in the basement because it is very warm today. Uncomfortably warm. Also I opened some really nasty paint markers in my bedroom and I'm pretty sure I poisoned the entire upstairs hallway. Try not to poison your hallways with paint markers, my friends. The pretty colors are deceiving. Large plush sharks are much better than people anyway. Have a nice day.