We are Katie (keytoyourheart), Lydia (xxxVersaVulturexxx) and Rebekah. We are all third years and love writing.

99.9% percent of teenage girls would cry if Edward or Jacob would fall off a 3 story building, re post if your that 0.1% that would take a chair, get popcorn and sit back laughing with Drake Merwin.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts...)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or ourtdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious...)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

Please excuse all of that; Lydia got bored.