This... 'profile'... is about a derpy otaku gender-neutral who loves to malfunction at random times and with random people in random places. I eat food, breathe air, and my favourite colour is pineapple grandmas. I draw random shonen stuff, have a DeviantART and give hugs to everyone on Youtube. I don't have a life, and the Internet is my whole world.
It's really pathetic.
I like to stare at corpses, yell random things in the middle of important ceremonies, events, or gatherings, and be that one person who gets real annoying, real fast. I'm a thirx wheel and have a curse on me that my real life friends always end up moving after a year.
Well, I think it's a curse...
Anyway, I normally comment seriously, and every comment is at least seven and a half words long. They're also my honest opinion, but I know the Internet hates opinions, so nevermind.
I'm more of an artist than a writer, but whatever. Wattpad just happened to end up in my very long list of accounts, so yeah...
Beh to all you homosapiens, bars of orangutan soap, and alien-venus fly trap hybrid babies.
Be happy, stay healthy, and derp on.
-THO
(By the way, that's my signature line so you can tell it's me. :P