Hola mes amis~

I do insist you join us on this ride... 

It may be a little too risqué for those poor innocent souls but please do consider it. 

You may feel a bit dizzy along the way but we can assure you that it's not this rides doing...

It may be due to our craziness combined with a tinge of extra.

But we make no promises. 

Though please do appreciate the oh so sexy British accents we have to offer... 

Tea anyone?

Heated smut sessions will be in store, holy water is needed. 

Pornhub ain't got nothing on us. 

Fellow sinners, gather round.

The entertainment may rival comic relief...

Feel free to judge, any opinions are open.

Oh and one more thing ladies and gentlemen... 

Welcome to the Hoes Club~