TheHollowTree

When you use your moms phone to call your dad and he picks up and says,"you know what , I am so lucky that the hottest woman is calling me right now."
          "dad this is your daughter," you reply.
          Then he says," which one?"
          *facepalm*

that moment when your in the put put course and you are laying on a rock. then you fall off of the rock and while your on the floor laughing your brains out, your friends golf ball hits your head.

when you almost accidentally flip your table over and your waiter is right there, silently eat a potatoe chip

when someone at the cashier asks you what kind of Turkey you want, you always need to say lemonade