TheHolyFlexTape

Gege when I catch you Gege.
          	Gege when I catch you Gege.
          	Gege when I catch you Gege.
          	Gege when I catch you Gege.
          	Gege when I catch you Gege.

TheHolyFlexTape

My heart dropped to my stomach when my mother said what I read on Wattpad today.

brokilyn

@TheHolyFlexTape Not AO3  That would genuinely be the day you die
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TheHolyFlexTape

@brokilyn at least it wasn’t AO3 otherwise it would’ve been way worse :’)
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brokilyn

@Thatwormalt LITERALLY NO
            I'D VERY LIKELY BE IN A PSYCH WARD IF MY MOM SAW MINE
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TheHolyFlexTape

Mf we are in September rn.
          WHY TF IS THERE PEOPLE WITH THEIR WHOLE ASS HOUSE DECORATED READY FOR CHRISTMAS????
          AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED WITH THE MUSIC.

Zap2Strikes

@TheHolyFlexTape it's the ber months. Christmas season here in the philippines at september 1st
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silence_the_void

@TheHolyFlexTape 
            FRR LIKE THEY CLEARLY ON SOMETHING Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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TheHolyFlexTape

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I saw two birds fucking each other in a pizzeria 
          

Unholy_bunbun

@TheHolyFlexTape these comments are everything
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Ireadandbleed

@TheHolyFlexTape is there cum white also 
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TheHolyFlexTape

Everybody’s falling in love and I’m falling behind…

TheHolyFlexTape

But thank you for the advice :)
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TheHolyFlexTape

Nah dude that’s a song-
            It’s been in my head for a while
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Zap2Strikes

@TheHolyFlexTape that's rough buddy. Study first they say, or be financialy stable first before getting in a relationship.
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TheHolyFlexTape

Yall I just came out a bar and I saw the most beautiful- no STUNNING woman and UGH SHE CALLED ME PRETTY AND SAID MY BRAIDS WERE BEAUTIFUL AND MY LIPS WERE PRETTY TOO! (She wants me fr)
          I of course being a gentleman I said she was stunning and her make up is well done making her face glow, and we went on and fourth complementing each other till I had to go :(
          Mf I got out of there with a big smile feeling amazing
          The big thing is…I DIDN’T STUTTER! :D
          Ill never forget this encounter 

TheHolyFlexTape

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@Quiznak_Urself I am rarely on social media so it would’ve been pointless now that I think about it though…FUCK I HAD A CHANCE AND I FUCKED IT UP NOO you don’t need no emoji bro I’m shitting tears rn. 
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Quiznak_Urself

@TheHolyFlexTape and u didn't get a number or @ or anything???? cmon man if I could use an emoji rn I'd use the crying one bcuz bro...
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