Jesus Christ

Jesus I saw you on a drarry story what do you have to say for yourself

Why did you forget they were British

Saw you on a Drarry story!!☠️

Yo Jesus whatch doing on wattpad?

Hi

Jesus. Why were you reading drarry???

Me being an atheist-

Yo J Christ, what do you think of my character development? (From a DSMP fan to a Harry Potter/The Marauders fan)

Jesus why are you reading every dnf story? It scares me.

I need to make a confession to you, one of my friends told me to watch this video you've probably heard of it it's titled two girls one cup I watched the video then I told my other friend about the drama I just endured and he told me to watch one man one jar and said it was much worse and I was curious and I watched it I- I can't blink anymore cuz every time I close my eyes I see the videos the glass falling out of the man's ass them spitting it out and eating it again I want to convert to Christianity now is it okay if I'm blind I want to bleach my eyeballs you know what Amish might be better no internet to see videos like that anymore