Hi I am TheImaginaryReader96, as u can see I luv reading! I'm also great at editing, but tragically school cuts me off from doing it...so please don't request that I do. I can give some great ideas and help move a story along though! So, thanks for stopping by my profile;)

Random funny things at the top of my list:

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" 

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" 

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.l

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.