Ash c:

All my works are going to be discontinued. I may consider continuing them if enough people want them (which is unlikely).

Genital death metal.

Post traumatic dick disorder 

There comes a scary time in life when food doesn't help.

What a funny thing, love.

More cowbells!

.....And then it hit me. God is a lesbian.

99% of wattpad fanfics are terrible. Sorry not sorry.

50 Shades Of Pico

Teenage Mutant Ninja Marcy