Married to my music collection, obsessive about Queen and David Bowie, fan of The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and The Who. I'm not unwashed but definitely somewhat slightly dazed- maybe even dazed and confused, but one thing's for sure: I'm going slightly mad, or maybe stone cold crazy. I love music more than I love people. Some day, one day, a yellow submarine will take me on a magical mystery tour across the universe, and when we're back in the USSR, we'll pretend we're walking home 'cause your future's at stake. My lover is an alien called Ziggy Stardust, the Crazy Cat Lady is my queen and some day, one day....alpacas will take over the world. STOP ALPACAS 2012.
The last thing is...I have a slight obsession with Russell Howard's Good News and internet memes.
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