TheKingTurducken

HAHA WOW I haven't opened Wattpad since middle school and wOW HAS EVERYTHING CHANGED.
          My old writing is still the same, though: not good! Ha... ha... I might try and fix that though.....

Hey hey hey check out some of my books

Hey, I’m bored have no friends. Who wants to chat!?

Um,,,,,,,,, so this next chapter is taking a really long time to write, simply because I've never written smut before. Sorry!

I AM PURE TRASH!
          I put out a self indulgent first chapter of my very self indulgent new book 'The Guest House' and I feel like you guys like my writing style, so I think you'll like this. 

ATTENTION EVERYONE!
          
          This is important to me! I just posted the prologue to my original book! If you like the way I write, you should check it out! The story, names, ideas, and storyline are all completely original. I'm excited to write, and this is only the first book in a saga, so make sure to add it to your lists to get the update notifications!
          
          Sincerely, UNITE!!!
          -TheKingTurducken 

Ooh, y'all better be excited for the next chapter of The Result of a Bet. It is planned out to be over 6,000 words of glory, and all the little chapters I've been posting are only to move the story up to the point where crap goes DOWN. Here's a sneak peak just to get you excited!
          
          "Felix, I swear to god, this heart of gold you have is going to get you on serious trouble one day. You're lucky this mansion came with so many rooms that we literally don't use, or we'd run out of space REAL quick. No, no, I'll get the room ready, promise."
          He ended the call and immediately turned to Jack. 
          "Get ready we've got some work to do."
          
          Get hyped, I'll sell y'all birdies later! As always,
          
          Turduckens UNITE!!!!!
          
          -TheKingTurducken
          

THIS IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE!!
          
          
          
          
          There aren't many people who are willing to be themselves anymore, but you are one of those people! You bring such happiness and joy to others! Thank you for that and I hope you find nothing but happiness through your life! :) 

Long live the king
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          *My best attempt at making a person*

Why u change ur name eh