*Sips Starbucks seductively while making intense eye contact. Chokes on straw.*

*Awkward cough*

Please ignore that.

I'm constantly experiencing a external crisis every time I finish a book/anime/show and coming home to be ugly in peace is my favourite time of day. 

I have no clue what people who aren't constantly imagining  unrealistic scenarios with their favourite characters/actors/singers even think of. Like, that's 80% of my personality right there. That, and litteraly being able to talk about conspiracy theories and anything remotely paranormal for hours.