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Eyy m8 you're pretty gr9!

★Son, never put salt in your eyes. Never put-always-never put salt-in-always-never put-always-always put salt in-in your-never-salt in your-always put salt in your-never-always put salt in your eyes. Always put salt in your eyes. Yea. Always put salt in your eyes.

☆Suddenly, the fish flopped around for approximately sixteen minutes. It demanded to be clapped for or it would talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. If he who she then goes why if shall it won't although to thy whose if can't be. "Can't by these if not can't. Won't they will not or i will not if wont? Then that in they don't because will shan't or can. If maybe won't possibly can't. Then, this will not won't." If there is still an audience, close the curtains and lock the doors. If not, proceed to dim the lights for four hours and welcome everyone in. Or out, depending. Therefore, the fish tunes the piano and plays the clock. Hop into the bathtub to result in a baby fox, so the fish then brushes the laundry and washes the hair products. The salt tries to swim away, but the fox eats a crow instead.

★plinko waddy-waddy cho wa diggin that soul WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY-HA

☆We've all got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us in the bushes of love.

★You hit one of them. With a potato chunk. And now you're dead.

☆If I could use five words to describe me... "Confused" "Joshler" "Rydon" "Phan" "Trash"

★We're all stories in the end, just make it a good one, eh?

☆PAN PEEPS, UNITE(ps. i ♥ you!)

★食べたい。

☆VeGaN... wannabe ಥ༝ಥ

★Yaoi is better than yuri. HHH FiTE ME M8

☆I'm a turnip(or a kiwi)

★Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

☆♀+♀= ♥ GENDER
♂+♂= ♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀= ♥ MATTER
LOVE HAS NO BOUNDARIES

★ILY ALL! Tryin to write.. i promise.. LiES (;'_ゝ')

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my peeples told me not to read the "Milkfic" but i cant find it anywhere
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