"Why are we like this?" -Nick Nelson + Charlie Spring
"Vodka! Straight? No, gay!!" -Harry Styles
"Adapting to human unpredictability is one of my features. *wink wonk*." -RK800 Connor
"I have a surplus of bad ideas, I have to spend them somewhere." -Nikolai Lantsov
"But mother I'm a mAn now." -my adaptation of Jack from Into The Woods
"Get woke, these are sensitive times." -Alex Mercer

Name: call me Callum 
Age: 20
Pronouns: they/he
Current Show: none