I have a nice shlong
My shlong is very long
And nothing's wrong with a long shlong
Unless your shlong isn't long.
Sign up to follow @TheLongShlong
OR
If you already have an account,
By continuing, you agree to Wattpad's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.
Story by TheLongShlong
-MHA Dark Humor- Dead Dreams and D...
Dead dreams and dark humor, isn't it wonderful? Come, have a seat, and wallow in self pity. Don't be shy. Dek...
