Just your everyday cringe weirdo who's actually an alien

Goes to a questionable dungeon called University (Unfortunately even an Alien Lord has to indulge in mortal events fml)

I love weird and You now, who's wasting your precious minutes over my Bio

I prefer my puns intended (Humans who call it Dad Jokes are losers, so beware of your slander *cue maniacal laughter*)

I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention in class
(I'm poor in company, which makes me read questionable shit here, which makes me not pay attention in class and yes I just exposed myself. Get over it. I'm honest (no I'm not (okay for the most part)))

Worldwide destruction and utter chaos are currently unfortunately postponed due to circumstances called economic and existential crisis 
(This is why I said Earth was a shitty destination, but I just had to crash here and feel too lazy to repair the spaceship dammit)

Yes, I just babbled for my bio. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk *insert some random wise sensei face*