James T. Spankypants

i love jesus but i drink a little 

@ElijahGodfrey I hope that didn't sound mean or anything. I was just trying to do a funny. I'm your fan by the way.

@ElijahGodfrey Same thing happened when I looked at your profile pic.

At first i thought your profile pik was of you but wen i looked closely LOL xD

@J1mbology PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do I have the face of a man who takes himself seriously? Then know this: I will not humour your idiocy. I am a highly-renowned contributer to this website and deserve a degree of respect and reverance. If an autograph is what you seek, then speak to my agent.

Oh yes, heated now are we? Feeling a touch perspirant, perhaps. Well you know what they say about ninety-nine parts out of a hundred being about sweat, vigour and the other one part involving a good single flash of climactic clarity. I fear that you may find yourself agulf with plenty of the former should this dialogue continue. Ready yourself chum. This is not what they call the end.

@EssayNovesha True art requires no audience. It can just be. Your tasteless words unimpress me. Prove to me you are a writer worthy of contributing to my profile and I will allow you to be my fan. By the by, I am interested in the company of women. Sorry to disappoint.

Ahoyhoy! I came across your works on one of my nightly strolls through the crimson-lit areas of this magnificently-clad website. Wearing thigh-high wellingtons as I waded through the garbage and the carrion (there is much regurgitated waste in this place . . .), I was mildly undisamused to cast eyes on this small altarpiece standing next to a broken-condom machine. Just letting you know, ol' chap. Carry on yes.