Greetings Wattpadders!

So if ur interested in stalking me, here's some very valuable information:

* I am a notorious jewel thief
* I am secretly the president of the world 
* I like to write and read
 Three guesses which one is true!

I live in the land of tea and rain but am actually a leprechaun ("no, you can't have my pot of gold" *laughs manically whilst stroking said gold* "myyy precioussss")

THINGS I SHOULD HAVE A WORLD RECORD FOR:
1. Laughing the most at ones own jokes/at the most awkward moments
2. The most chocolate chip ice cream consumption
3 .The most ideas for books without actually writing any of them
4. The dirtiest mind ( yeah, there was a LOT of competition for that one )
5. The fastest time to type the whole alphabet <-- I actually nearly got that one, my time was 4.21s)

There's so much more I could write but I don't want to boast ;P

BUNCHIES! (don't ask, just look it up ;)

I'll try not to write more than two stories at a time to make sure I stay dedicated. :)
Oh and I update regularly as well (okay maybe not but at least I try, most of the time. It's not my fault I'm lazy!)

People/bands I like / love / amtotallyobsessedwith:
-Passenger <-- 
-Jake Bugg
-The Script
-Imagine Dragons
-The Beatles
-goo goo dolls
-OneRepublic
-Jedward
-And hundreds of others I can't remember at the moment ;P

I Love (with a capital L) making book covers so if u need one I'll be happy to make one for u...just leave a message, and a follow, and a cookie, and ice cream, PLENTY of ice cream ;)

I'll probably make a reading list someday, but until then you'll just have to guess what I'm reading. Yeah, that's about as mysterious I get.

READS
100 (x)
500 (x)
1000 (x)
1500 ( )
2000 (may take a while)
300000 (am I ever really gonna get here? - no.)

VOTES
10 (x)
50 (x)
100 (x)
200 ()
3000000000000(x) <----honest, it's true! (licks lips suspiciously)

Peace out (*does peace sign but doesn't know how to show you*)