A mishap in the making

my sister revealed to me that in 2020, she was the author of a Draco Malfoy fanfic with over 50k reads, but she won't tell me the account name or the name of the story. Hello??

Thanks for giving me feedback (could you tell I haven't watched any of the twilight movies before?) 

out of nowhere, I suddenly have a boy who fs w me so much he's falling asleep on call??? We've been talking for 3 days, and my intentions weren't even romantic. Still tho, he's real sweet and he values all the things I do. Had to hang up on him, but I left him with a sweet lil message for when he wakes up.

Bro I have had 5 shots of vodka and it's not even hitting. Just about to shoot 5 more, hold up

Hey I am an anonymous author who needs an audience if you're free then please check out my story. Your comments, votes and reviews will be highly appreciated. Thankyou!
          
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          If you're looking for a gripping psychological crime thriller, then "DIE" is for you. A story where twists, psychos, crime, and mystery collide.
          
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I'm really struggling at the moment. Not that anyone asked, but my school is pressuring us to apply for collages before Christmas to get the best shot at being accepted, but I have no idea what I want to do. What I do know is that I have no passion for life, and with no knowledge of the driving factor that fules me, how could I possibly think to be preparing for a future that I'm not even sure I want?

for the first time since 2016, when Halloween was cancelled BC of the killer clowns, I will actually be celebrating Halloween. Iv spent an ungodly amount on my costume already, I'm SOOOO excited 

Summer has officially begun, and for some odd reason, I got an award for Pe??? I'm the most unathletic person I know, my excuse for not doing sports day was that I'm mentally incapable of doing physical sports. 

After Donald trump was shot in the ear during an assassination attempt, his supporters chanted 'USA, USA!'
          
          Only in America.

I'm convinced that shame is an emotion that women learned from men, and that men learn from their mothers. It would explain why certain guys are really fucking persistent when trying to hit on a girl who clearly has no interest- because they have no shame. It's why girls feel uncomfortable when a skirt is just a little too short- because that makes us a 'slut' and that's shameful. It's why men who are raised by their mothers are *typically* respectful, in general and of boundaries.