I like animals and long walks on the beach. Also I love food... wait. 
Shit. 
This isn't Tinder. Sorry, I'll start again... ahem.. 

My mind is in the gutter 24/7. I love a good dark story that makes your heart beat faster but at the same time humour is my life. And I mean who doesn't want to fantasize about a happy life and romance so you might find those in my reading lists. 

Stories that make me feel something are the best. Make me cry, scared, frustrated or make me feel love or laugh out loud and you'll go to my list. If you make me use the car drivers international handsignal for "wtf you doing" then it's a no for me dawg. 

I leave the writing for people who know their stuff but I love editing books. I usually do it in my head because I don't want to hurt anyones feelings. I'm a softy. 

My name is a hint of where I'm from.