professionally emotionally unavailable, recreationally delusional.

currently in committed relationships with Fred & George Weasley, Bellamy Blake and Frank Castle. they don't know about each other. please respect our privacy.

my actual love life is a clinically fascinating series of bad decisions, questionable attachment issues and men disappointing me, so naturally I did the healthy thing and wrote books about it.

cheaper than therapy. arguably less effective.

I update whenever I remember I'm an author, which usually happens when my brain takes a break from being disappointed by men.

and before you ask, yes I have a dad, I don't know what my issue is.

anyway. enjoy my coping mechanism <3