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[Wattpad post opens to a lonely greyscale bar] 
          
          [You walk up to a person shrouded in shadow, hunched over and hidden by their trenchcoat. Their hat rises slightly and they speak to you in a gruff voice when you sit beside them] 
          
          ah... damn bartender cut me off... 
          
          seven.. 
          costco grated parmesan cheese packets 
          
          *scoffs* 
          
          ridiculous... 
          
          *takes long drag of swiss-cheese rolled cigar* 
          
          *tsk'* 
          first cheese i had all day...

istg- 
          I bake emergency banana bread ONE time and everypony thinks my cutie mark is in fucking baking, well it is NOT 
          
          My cutie mark is minecraft men kissing!!1!!!!11!11!1!!!!!1!! NO i wont write original fiction, and NO i wont bake you cookies

im lowk tempted to leave wattpad behind permanently and get on that ao3 grind 
          but there are so many dnf fics here i havent read yet aah-

OHMYGODS HANK GREEN IS TALKING ABOUT MHC-1 THIS IS SO GREAT FOR MY CELLULAR DREAMNOTFOUND VORE IM SO HAPPYYYYYY *STIMS*

Saw the local flock (about 200 crows) on their late-afternoon flight today :) 
          
          It's all foggy, and I was on an open stretch of street on the walk back from the park, and their path was right over me, so I got to stand there and watch them pass over ^^ 
          
          From the lighting and their colouration, it looked like a bunch of silhouettes. Beautiful :> 
          
          (The only thing that could've made it better is if the power lines weren't buzzing so incessantly. I could hardly hear their wingbeats haha :P)

wait how long did i not open wattpad for 
          
          that seems wrong 
          
          65 notifs?!?!?!?!? 
          HOW-

>13 hour planet zoo playthrough video 
          >'ethical zoo' 
          >5-12x more space than each animal needs 
          >add bats 
          >'i like the greenhouse theme' 
          >oh wait, sorry- they're nocturnal, lemme fix that 
          >nothing but a wood box for like four hours 
          >"school gymnasium for bats" 
          
          ah yes, ethics /silly

its stormy here and we saw like FOUR lightnings :DD 
          its really loud :0 
          was upset i kept missing the lightnig in the car and asked zeus with plush to show us some please and we got LOTS!!! 
          
          -cinnamon

I think Grammarly hates me- Antereopostereor is completely different from antereor, and a phalanx is NOT the same thing as a phalange! 
          
          LET ME WRITE MY SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DREAMNOTFOUND VORE IN PEACE

He is only 20 years old