Hello! We are The Nekos!

 Crackhead One:
-The Royal Neko
-Female
-Martian
-Teenager
-sensible and normal
-actually makes sense
-Hana almost got hit by a car because I wasn't there
-Writes the stories cuz Hana's writing skills are shit
-Expressionless

  Crackhead Two:
-The Rebel Hana
-Female
-Potato-alien hybrid from Pluto
-Mentally 2 physically a teenager
-Weird one who thinks the singular of sheep is shoop
-Goes from 100 to 0 in 0.0000000001 milliseconds
-I almost got hit by a care because Neko wasn't there
-Makes the plotlines cuz my writing skills are shit
-An actual meme.
-Neko is *this* close to disowning me at any time of the day.