"Breaking news! There's been another coup in the Middle East!"
🇺🇸: I bet Iran's behind it!
🇮🇷: I bet Israel is behind it!
🇮🇱: I bet Turkey is behind it!
🇹🇷: I am bet Kurds are behind it!
Kurdball: I bet Russia is behind it!
🇷🇺: Am bet CIA is behind it!
🇬🇧: I bet I'm behind it.