I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
-A pork chop
❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
-It was two tired
❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
-He was stuck in a vicious cycle
❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
-“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
-Because every play has a cast.
❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
-An investi-gator.
❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
-The eeriest.
❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
-Because he was outstanding in his field
❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
-See if he is coffin
❣️) Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use honeycombs
