TheOfficalKrustyKrab

I am now somewhere, where exactly?
          I don't know

Thank you so much for the follow!
          
          If you have time, it would be amazing if you could check out The Puppeteer! Of course I'd be more than happy to read in return!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/237188246

If you have Anxiety and you know it Clap your hands!
          *Claps hands*

Why you follow
          I curse
          I am a piece of shit

Spongebob made too many kelp fries. Anyone want some? For the small price of 2 dollars!

yo, business idea.
          come put one here on Pluto so I can feed my aliens

Squidward! Did ye teach Spongebob to curse? He’s scaring off all me costumers!

It’s 3:30 Am, spongebob and Patrick won’t stop screaming. They are disrupting my sleep

Hello! I made an appearance on my last post. I’m the creator of this account! You can call me Comet! I go by they/them here. (I will not reveal my real name, age, gender, or main account) for those of you who figure out my main, PM me and keep it a secret. 
          Anyway... I’m here to tell you about what I published! Everyday this month, there will be a new theory: only gay theory’s though. Most will be ones I have created. Some you guys have created or I found online.
          Today’s theory was about Krabs! You can go read it if you want. Or not, it’s up to you! 
          Bye!!!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!! 
          Mr. Krabs and I thought this would be a good time to tell you our sexuality’s! 
          Spongebob:
          I am pansexual! That means I am able to love everyone, no matter their gender and such!
          Krabs:
          I am gay. That means I like other male Krabs. 
          Squidward:
          I am asexual and aromantic.That means I do not feel sexual/romantic attraction to anyone.
          
          
          
          (Hi, creator of the account here! This is in no way cannon to the show. I just thought it fits them.)