Join the Yaoi Cult or I'll eat your knee caps, peasant.

Follow me to join the Yaoi Cult

If you want to be noticed by me, make a blood sacrifice.

Or just @ me in a really good yaoi book (mainly MHA/BNHA, but other fandoms are fine) 

Confess your sins to me, and I will free you of that burden. 

Drink the Kool-Aid