TheOfficialAkatsuki

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The akatsuki is becoming quite.. dead...
          	"No shit.."- Hidan
          	"Well, its your fault."-Pain
          	Hush.

TheOfficialAkatsuki

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"Sorry we haven't been very active today! we were on an important mission!"-Hidan
          
          "Hidan, no we wernt. you dragged me to a strip club and stole half my on hand money. that's why your other hand is still gone." -Kakuzu 
          
          *Hidan looks at his hand* "Oh shit it is gone. Anyways, Were back for the most part" -Hidan 

TheOfficialAkatsuki

Good Morning! The Akatsuki is Back, Featuring Hidan,
          "FINALLY! ITS MY TURN!" And Kakazu........... Kakuzu?
          "Please shut up, Its 8 AM.." -Kakuzu, on his 2nd cup of coffee.
          Is that your second cup? I thought you were cheap... 
          "I'm spoiling myself today." -Kakuzu 
          

TheOfficialAkatsuki

@TheOfficialAkatsuki "Can you not? brats.." -Kakuzu 
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L_lawlie-

Kakuzu just as ugly as ever 
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TheOfficialAkatsuki

The Akatsuki is logging off for the night! We will be back tommorow with Hidan And Kakazu! 

TheOfficialAkatsuki

the whole thing I said was a joke. ttyt!
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TheOfficialAkatsuki

The Akatsuki Is back! Kisame and itachi are calmed down for the most part, thanks to Konan. God bless her man,

L_lawlie-

You're just mad I have a big tity goth gf - naruto 
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TheOfficialAkatsuki

@TheOfficialAkatsuki NOW, THE OPERATOR GIVES KISAME AND ITACHI PERMISSIONS ONCE MORE!
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TheOfficialAkatsuki

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tf would wanna date you anyway Naruto? oh yeah that dumb black haired bakugan bitch who's only liked for her tits and got thrown lika basketball by pain.  
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TheOfficialAkatsuki

"Good morning! were both- *Stares ominously at a silent itachi* VERY Happy to be back here! We will be here all Day long btw! feel free to ask ITACHI questions!" -Kisame
          
          "Please dont.." -Itachi

L_lawlie-

At least it’s not rock… LIKE IT WAS FOR OBITO! - naruto
            
            
            *pulls out a gun and shoots naruto in the face* to far naruto - kakashi
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TheOfficialAkatsuki

@TheOfficialAkatsuki *Konan covers Naruto's mouth with a paper bomb* "Shut it." 
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L_lawlie-

@TheOfficialAkatsuki YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE Is scissors konan! -naruto
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